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Especially the ones that go off right after you've sat down, and spray your ass. Dont'cha just hate that?

What pisses you off?

Created by ptocheia

hahahawhat the hell?!?!:p

[	I Am Feeling :	|	Avril Lavigne. random.	]
[	Le Musique :	|	yaaaaaay i like music!!!	]

oh my god. i am creaming myself so much right now.... READING tomorrow!! I went out and bought myself some extra lame wellies for £8 from russel&bromley so that i can assure myself that i can go jumping in the mud, so when the weather gets rough and rainy out there i can still splodge and jump about in the mud because my wellies are ace, YEAH! ahh what love! LOVE! and in just two days... im gonna see bands! bands galore! and ill be sharing a tent with kieran and finch and ahhh wow what fun!! im sooo excited, i even have a kagoul! haha! dont forget the kagoul! whoa im so sad i rawk happy happy joy joy happy happy joy joy! i am going to have so much freakin fun itll be CRAZY...ahh fuck i get my gcse results tomorrow.. hmm lets blank that completely

VICKI xoxo

I'M GONNA PARTY LIKE ITS 1989!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111

[	I Am Feeling :	|	scared	]
[	Le Musique :	|	Le Tigre - Cars that go BOOM!	]

oh god. i am so fucking scared out of my brains. ahhh! Ok.. ill tell you what happened.. if you wanna know... 

It starts with me and kirsty just hanging out. we met up in ealing after my hospital appointment (turns out i have sinositis.. or however you spell it.. which is good cus at least now i can get cured and i can breathe! woohoo!), and, being around lunchtime and all, we were feeling a bit hungry. so kirsty and I decided that safeways was the best place to go for yummeh cheap food. when there we got ourselves some lemon slices (oh lord, how buff).. we paid for them.. then we decided we wanted a banana. queues were long, and i couldnt be bothered to pay for just one measely banana so i said 'no kirsty, lets just take it out.. its not like anything will happen if we just take out this weee lil banana with no barcode on it or anyting.. you know.. it only costs THIRTEEN PENCE' hahahaha. yeah. ( guess what happens next... )

[	I Am Feeling :	|	enraged	]
[	Le Musique :	|	F-Minus / Comeback Kid	]

WHO THE HELL SAYS THAT?

I HATE SIMON.

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ARGH. KNOBHEAD.

[	I Am Feeling :	|	gr-fucking-argh	]
[	Le Musique :	|	Capdown	]

There are still some that say I should be stuck in my ways
Restricted in my style, livin' ground hog days
It's so easy for you to just keep on dismissing
Ready to judge but unable to listen
To real fuckin' people with their own set of views
Not just some noise about bitches and nike shoes
We got a lot to say and plenty to shout about
We gonna take you to eradicate any doubt

No more, this time
Freedom of speech and freeom of sound for all of time

Bonjour mon petits filous. So .. I'm angry today. I've been up all night thinking. Kieran says he luphs me again. You know what? Fuck him. Fuck fuckety-fuck fuck fuck right in his tight ass, he was always a hard one to screw from the back. Now I'll just stop trying. Go me. I fucking rawk my cawk out. Yeah. Over, and out. . . xo

Stolen from ... hmm I don't remember

Name :

What you look like : a wee bit of this sort..invert to get :

( go here )

[	I Am Feeling :	|	grrrr	]
[	Le Musique :	|	YOU MADE YOUR DECISION.IT WON'T BE ME THAT YOU'LL BE MISSING	]

men are pricks. especially this one who is an impotent penis.

picture made by gary {thank you darling =) } .. and today i'd also thank Olie who made my day happy and bearable (both today and yesterday at the Duff Muffin gig at Plantation yesterday, Guildford), and an EXTRA big thankies to Lucy, who offered me her luvverly house to stay the night at with Lydz, and Stu two other beautiful, lovely people... I love you all dearly... but for now let me wallow in my anger and explore the wonders of voodoo magic...

xoxo

p.s. if you're wondering what went wrong, it was just another lame man excuse, which, in some of his own words was: 'i'm a jerk. you live too far away. i wish i could find a way to drive at 16, but i can't. loads of my mates fancy you. i can't deal with that. i'm sure there's loadsa guys that want you, especially finch. i really like you but i might like someone else {{{who is your favourite guildford girlfriend but hey i'm a fucken pisshead who doesn't give a sh*t because she lives close so i don't have to make an effort blah blah BLAH}}}... oww vicki stop being so nice to me you make me feel like satan' . So why did we break up? Cus I made him feel like Satan?!.. Fucken retard.

[	I Am Feeling :	|	exhausted	]
[	Le Musique :	|	Gravy Train - Titties Bounce	]

Facken amazing weekend :

with such lovelies as Howards Alias and the Filaments. and such nsties such as Inme. EWW.

xoxo cannot be bothered to write anymore...apart from the fact that i have adopted a fetus I adopted a cute lil' tempura fetus from Fetusmart! mm..yummy.

[	I Am Feeling :	|	awake	]
[	Le Musique :	|	No Comply - The Price of You	]

Just a post to verify that i, in fact, am NOT DEAD! hehe i shall update you all on my amazing holiday as soon as i can be assed to write it.. it was pretty long.. but for today ...

i got bored. so i did this : ( <FONT color=#ff99ff size=6><STRONG>CHEKKIT, BLONDIE</STRONG></FONT> )

[	I Am Feeling :	|	blah	]
[	Le Musique :	|	RX BANDITS.....	]

1. What's your full name? Victoria Anna Byford (married to Sam, innit ;o) )
2. What pants are you wearing? white granny pants with pink and grey stars on them
3. What are you listening to right now? san dimas high school football rules - the ataris
4. When's your birthday? 26th of may
5. What was the last thing you ate? strawberry cheesecake *yum*
6. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? mmmmm crayons tasty, i dont know probably light blue or pink
7. Where would you like to go on vacation?disneyworld, beach,  or anywhere with friends
8. Last person you talked to on the phone? bec <333
9. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? I don't really know probably general head type area, maybe their hair
10. Do you like the person that sent you this? I can't stand georgia at all, don't be stupid. =p
11. Your favourite drink? bananas and peach smooothie
12. whats your favourite alcoholic drink? I don't drink dambit!
13. Favourite sport to play? I like to attempt to do many tings, im crap at them all though, if i had to choose i'd say hockey or snowboarding though
14. Favourite sport to watch? I get bored too easily watching sport
15. What CD are you going to buy next? Sleater Kinney - One Beat
16. Did you ever wear braces? nope- can't fix a small jaw with braces
17. Best memories: when life was at its worst but i still had 1 of the best ever nights in the woods with some old friends from dusk till dawn.
18. Do you wear contacts? nope, perfect vision here.
19. Siblings and their ages: 1 brother - knobchop (Alex) - 20
20. If you were a  month, what would you be? july
21. Favourite food? strawberry cheesecake!
22. Last movie you watched? *thinks* harry potter. LOLZ!!1
23. Are you too shy to ask someone out? yep, never asked anyone out ever.
25. Do you like scary or happy movies better? happy
26. Summer or Winter? summer
27. Hugs or kisses? huggles
28. Relationship or one night stands? Depends on my situatuion and frame of the mind at the time
29. Chocolate or vanilla? if talking ice cream then vanilla as i do love chocolate but hate choccie flavoured things
30. What are you listening to now? Le Tigre - Mediocrity Rules
31. Do you believe in love at first sight? nah, just lust.
32. What books are you reading? Reading gives me arm ache and is just damn frustrating *curses and shakes fist*, but i shall be starting web of dreams by virgina andrews as soon as i can be botehred... >_<
33. What's on your mouse pad? its filled with something watery and it has fish in it.
34.favourite magazine? Big Cheese or Rock Sound
35.Favourite smell? burnt matches, petrol, baked bread, vanilla
36. Least favourite smell? ammonia
37. Worst feeling in the world? Those i care about being upset.
38. How many rings before you answer the door? Well my odor is a ding-dong bell now and reasonably quickly otherwise Poley goes insane
39. Future child's name?OLIVER. for both boy and girl.
40. Glass half empty or half full? Completely empty because i'll have drank it. If asking if i'm an optimist or a pessimist trhen i shall ghave to say optimist these days.
41. Favourite movie: 10 things i hate about you, monty pythons search for the holy grail, rocky horror, donnie darko, road trip
42. What's under your bed? dust
43. What is your favourite number? four ( 4 )
44. One nice thing about the person that sent this to you? she is sweet and too damn hot.
45. Many friends or one best friend? Many close friends
46. Favourite current TV shows? Don't relaly watch much TV these days
47. Best feeling in the world: Happiness
48. Have you ever been in love? Yeah think so
49. if so are you still? Nah, person i loved no longer exists as they were.
50.if you could offer one thing to this world what would it be? Happiness
51. what colour are your walls? green, but shall soon change to blue and white with many things on the walls (posters, song lyrics, photos,  mirrors, noticeboard...)
52. if you could have one wish what would it be? Happiness (should really just copy and paste that word)
53. What are you listening to now? No Comply - The Price of You
54. at a party: dancin or a wallflower? i'll be doing my interpritation of dancing, likely to be wandering round from person to person.
56. whos your best girlfriend? I don't just have 1- im lucky (although some i don't see so much anymore)
57. whos your best friend who male? see above
58. you have a problem; who do you tell? bec as i can talk to her bout anything
59. your ringtone: i have a few *looks at phone*riot grrrl - le tigre, sad girls - pretty girls make graves, superficial guy- farse, killing time - 4ft fingers,  ego - spunge, clocked - king prawn
60. what does your name mean? victoria (pretty self-explanatory) - victory, anna - gracious

ta da! it is done!

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FINISHED MY EXAMS! THAT'S IT! FINISHED! NO MORE! WOOP AND HUZZAH

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this also means that today is the day for the last school trip EPHAR... oww.. at least it's a good one (I'm seeing We Will Rock You at the Dominion Theatre in London, phewf, that's one heck of a music trip!). I've been trying to learn many a Queen song, but my brain isn't functioning at it's usual pace today, so I'm afraid I'll just be humming.. SCARAMOOSH SCARAMOOSH! ehehe I'm ex-shited. This also means tomorrow I have to get up early to go for INDUCTION DAY ... eep =( I'm hoping the people at my sixth form are nice.. if not, I'm afraid the whole of my life lies in Roxy's hands.. eek! I don't want to go! *i won't let you go, LET ME GO!* ahhh I actually shall go, I'm feelin too hyper to update lj with something good.. hahahHAHAHAHAHA INNIT LOLZ!!!1

[	I Am Feeling :	|	angry	]
[	Le Musique :	|	urr, bit obvious.	]

Lemonade

Looking at you now, remember how you gave me shit,
And I made lemonade out of it
Pass me the sugar and things still won't be right!
Look what you've built, now are you proud of your deceitful quilt
Well I won't cover myself in it, the warmth has just been choking me!

Thanks! Thanks for nothing
I've taken all you got and started walking,
Not broken, still standing,
Been ripped apart, but now I'm demanding
No more shit, this is it
I am leaving for myself and no one else
So long, been swell, see you in hell!

What would you say? Can't hear
you buried in the lies that you've laid.
I'm breaking myself away from that chain, to bad you don't understand why
I'm walking away, and if you're lucky then someday I may
Possibly forgive you for all of it.
But not today, BUT NOT TODAY!

This song sums up everything today stands for. And this is thanks to Kieran. Thanks a lot. xo

[	I Am Feeling :	|	peaceful	]
[	Le Musique :	|	Brand New	]

Just a post for emily, who thinks these lyrics are pretty, this song is for yew ;

 "Moshi Moshi"

I think I'm crazy, baby, let you off the hook to easy
If you were a telephone, you'd still be off the hook
This is my last leg
Been awake for days
In a minute I'll die of starvation
I'll come back a ghost if I can haunt you
and float around your room.

What do I do when you get close?
If I kissed your neck, would you slit my throat?
Are you thinking of me when you're putting on your makeup,
darling, and dying your hair like you do
Well you're wasting time if you're trying to impress me
I waste all my time just thinking of you

And I'm not imagining how you give me the shivers,
standing up to your waist in your river
You're the sweetest boat-builder I think I've ever seen
Dream in Japanese, dream in Japanese,
some language I don't even know how to speak
You're still pretty and I am still choked up,
it's probably just the same
The more I hang around you,
the more hang-ups I get (more hang-ups I get)

Are you thinking of me when you're putting on your makeup, darling,
and dying your hair like
you do? (dying your hair like you do)
Well you're wasting time if you're trying to impress me
I waste all my time just thinking of you

I know that you're an angel,
though you could never stay true (you could never stay true)
Hey angel, I think your halo has a screw loose,
'cause you dropped me like a brick off the rooftop of your high school
Could I watch the next time you're applying your eyeliner?
I waste all my time just thinking of you

[	I Am Feeling :	|	drained	]
[	Le Musique :	|	The Rocket Summer - What We Hate We Make	]

So.. yet again I find myself on livejournal, when I know that really I should be doing some revision. One word. Blah. I feel rotten. I'm sneezing, sniffing and spluttering all over the place, and do you know what I've got? The dreaded H word. Yes! HOMOSEXUAL HAYFEVER! Cus it's so GAY I can't STAND IT. And a warning for you all : I have  a feeling this entry is going to be LONG. (the things I do to avoid Physics revision..)

Friday

I feel very exhausted today. This might explain why: Friday morning, I got woken up by a desperate friend (at 9 o'clock. Ghastly hour), why was she desperate? She needed a sleeping bag. For 4 o'clock. May I also say that this girl lives in South West London, and to get there and back it took me, oh yes, FOUR HOURS. Four hours wasted going to my friend's house to bring her a stupid sleeping bag. Great. I'm a brilliant friend, all I want to do is drill a large hole in the side of her head. 'Tard.
But, after long discussions and arguments with various people I went to see No Comply (wee!) with Kirsty (kirsty_the_mono ) and Vivienne (leftover_veal ).  (Sam Did Not Come! =( that got me very sad for a minute or two, after I actually realised that I'm not actually into him that much anyway.. but ho ho ho) The gig was absolutely brilliant: I <33 the Underworld, it's the best place to run around playing hide and seek (what? Did I say Hide and Seek? Nah.. of course I'm not -that- childish...). Bad thing about the venue though is it has a FeCkInG pole right in the middle of the pit. WHAT FOR?! Met up with Emily and Emma there, and had a few bitching sessions about so and so's boyfriends. . as you do, stuck in the girl's bathroom; that's where everything happens. I enjoyed a bit of skanking here, and a bit of skanking there, an a bit of smelly armpits being rubbed against my shoulders (yeah, thanks Adam. ehem. t.W.a.T.) Ooh! You know what else I realised? Willock wrote on me, not in washable pen, but in permanent pen .. on my ches! And it says :'Hi, I'm Willock.' Yeah, I'm so proud of that, erm, tattoo... I also have *sexy monkey* on my back, and *gorgeus motherfokkor* on my arm... by, the hammered, yet still beautiful, Emma. Anyway. It was all worth it in the end, No Comply were absolutely brilliant and they have encouraged Kirsty and I to make another band: this time, it shall be Ska!!! rAWk oN bAYbEH ( Bagsy the trombone! - Kirsty, you play the sax, which, you say, one must play like a cello.... yeah). Have any suggestions for good ska band names? (At the moment we've got 'Bandana Rave', what a dignified name.) CoMmEnT To Be AdDeD ..YO! ... a... a.. and how did I forget! On the train home Kirsty, and I (Vivienne had her back to her) saw Tracy Beaker's friend! You know, the bitchy one with the black hair in the pony tail ... I did not just admit to wathcing Tracy Beaker, I'm too cool for that. *shifty eyes*

Saturday

(I'm  now realising the extent of how much I really  need to revise, haha, oh well.. maybe tomorrow..) Today, woke up, was ill,as you know. Went to Ben's house - were bored, as usual, went to the park to meet up with Dan, Roz, Devon and Liz, not actually realising this area was private property of townies. Yo. So an obtuse and overwhelmingly fat *townie rude gyal* walks up to my friend Devon (and if you have ever seen 'Kerching' on BBC 1, Devon is the main character -Rude boy .. Just so you know *wee I no famous ppl aah how kl omg!!11) and she says 'Yo man, what you doin on ma patch lyk. Get off yea?' . ...gawd, lyk, wats her pROBlEM?!? Devon was reluctant to go, as after about 5 minutes of this girl mentally harassing my poor friend (ah blad, you shudda seen dis gyal! She comes from tha east endz of tha town, wears Nike Hoodie, fat belly stickin out (tha trend) {how revolting}, n 'as about £500 worth of stolen gold around her face / neck / ears!) {ehem, wack) Devon pushed her. Oh No!!! *dun dun dunnnn* So the fight started. Grunger crew vs Townie mob. To end it all off, Devon says 'Oi, back off you fat mother'. Haha, hysterical laughter.. the girl left. Crying. Success! We beat the townies.. actually I had no part in this..  I felt sorry for her a bit, but it's her fault for starting up on my friend for no reason.  So, after finding a beautiful card for my wifey ( queenmrsarah ), i returned home to find Tom waiting there. Bless that poor boy, we all love him. We hung around a bit, jumped on a trampoline, talked, he went home, now I'm writing this.

And now I think I shall go and revise. That's all for now, folks!!

xx xx xx